You are the building's SCATTY TYPIST, and boy are you hungry. You've been in the office for all of five minutes and you've worked up a wicked appetite. You reckon it's about time for your break.
What will you do?
> He's the Spurious Vicomte, of course.
Yes, of course. He is the SPURIOUS VICOMTE. He hopes that title is not too... transparent. You chose quite a night to visit the chapel. For the first time in years, on tonight of all nights, the bell has tolled...
You try to introduce yourself, but for some reason the words simply don't come out. You ARE here for the chapel, right, he says. You nod your head. Well, you better get inside soon. It's not safe outside when its dark, and he's not just talking about sausage-sniffing wolves.
You enter the chapel. The door shuts tight behind you. It looks like the Vicomte didn't follow you in...
Hey, there's a trail of water leading over here.
It seems the trail ends here.
>Lift up edge of rug
> Lift up edge of rug
Um, okay. You guess that was bothering you.
>Look inside the drawer to your left
>BD: Turn off the lamp
>BD: Lollygag around a little more! There's nothing urgent to get to
>BD: Open the southern door
> BD: Turn off the lamp
Alright.
Man, you must have OCD or something.
>BD: Lollygag around a little more! There's nothing urgent to get to
You dick around a little more, heading to the chapel's east wing. There's some candles here, and what looks like a makeshift confessional.
>BD: Confess sins.
>BD: Light a candle for someone.
>Hear someone else confess their sins
>Find out where that other guy went to
>Steal a candle
> BD: Light a candle for someone.
You light one for that chick that was talking to you through that hole in the wall. You think she sounded pretty cute. Of course, she's probably fine and doesn't need it.
> Steal a candle
>Hear someone else confess their sins
You put your ear to the door. There doesn't seem to be anyone there.
> BD: Confess sins.
You say forgive you father, for you have sinned. It has been... Well, it's been a really long time since your last confession now that you think about it.
Tell me your sins, my child.
>Confess to having stolen a candle
>Peak behind the curtain at the priest(?)
>Scatty Typist:Be in a situation you could really use the goodwill generated by a candle
> Peak behind the curtain at the priest(?)
They're actually batwing doors. You peak around to get a look at the man on the other side. You don't remember seeing anyone inside.
... Weird. It looks like its still empty.
> Confess to having stolen a candle
You confess to your theft of the candle.
Is that all, my child?
>BD: Confess to having an impure thought while gazing at an idol of the demiurge this one time.
-Sincerely, Sharkalien
>Confess that you tried to peak at him
>Confess you wear a ballgag everywhere you go
>Ask if he can teach you healing magic since he's y'know, a priest
> Confess that you tried to peak at him
Fret not my child, the anonymity of this arrangement is purely to your benefit.
> Confess you wear a ballgag everywhere you go
You explain the whole... ballgag situation to him. You're pretty sure its part of your priestess attire, since you're a BOUND disciple or something... Or maybe you just drew your character that way because that's how you often see fantasy heroines depicted in the media. You begin trailing off into an irrelavent tangent that the abbot is finding increasingly difficult to follow.
... Hail Mary full of grace.
> Ask if he can teach you healing magic since he's y'know, a priest
No.
> BD: Confess to having an impure thought while gazing at an idol of the demiurge this one time.
Okay, so... you know how the Demiurge is always depicted in those statues as topless? Well this one time the ELVEN MOTHER SUPERIOR had you polishing the MONASTIC IDOL OF THE DEMIURGE, which happens to be very realistically rendered, fat and all! Well, you noticed you had started getting a little hot under the collar and had to excuse yourself. You told the other priestesses that you had caught dysentery, and you ended up lying in bed for a whole week trying to keep up the act while everyone wasted their time performing healing spells on you.
You ask the abbot if these feelings are normal.
Hello?
>Go into the other side of the confessional to see if the priest(?) left any sick loot
>Fantasize about the demiurge for a minute
>Go find out where the priest(?) went by following his footsteps
> Fantasize about the demiurge for a minute
You somehow spend an entire minute doing this.
> Go into the other side of the confessional to see if the priest(?) left any sick loot
You find a DRILL BIT. You place it in your inventory.
>Go find out where the priest(?) went by following his footsteps
You reach the other end of the hallway. There's a large and imposing iron gate blocking your way. It's locked shut.
>Use drill bit to pick lock
> BD: Look through the bars
> ST: Scream for help
> BD: Light a candle for that poor abbott.
> ST: Escape down that rope! Pretend you're the guy from Ghostbusters pretending he's a firefighter.
You have been invited to partake in the GAME OF GODS. YOU are JUNE EGBERT, taking your seat at the BLUE SIDE of the table, and we are all VERY PROUD OF YOU. Your opponents are THE LATE NAGITO KOMAEDA, FUNKO POP VRISKA SERKET, and SOME GUY IN A HAT.
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