You are the building's SCATTY TYPIST, and boy are you hungry. You've been in the office for all of five minutes and you've worked up a wicked appetite. You reckon it's about time for your break.
What will you do?
> BD: Reach through the bars to feel around on that shelf on the other side
> ST: Before you dogwalk this guy ask if this is a funny misunderstanding you'll feel bad about later
>BD:Get scared by the Spurious Vicomte walking right behind you
>Spurious Vicomte: Be Spurious Vicomte
> BD: Look through the bars
Looks like a wine cellar is on the other side.
> BD: Use drill bit to pick lock
Your determination to force objects into all-too-small holes is truly uncanny.
It doesn't work.
> BD: Reach through the bars to feel around on that shelf on the other side
You try reaching for the crate, but your arms are just too small!
> BD:Get scared by the Spurious Vicomte walking right behind you
> Spurious Vicomte: Be Spurious Vicomte
Spurious Vicomte is now Spurious Vicomte. You, however, are still Bound Disciple.
SV wonders if you're trying to get through that gate. You spit something at him that kind of sounds like a yes.
Then perhaps he can be of assistance! He... found... this key.
Unfortunately, it would appear as though it fits another lock.
>BD: Pray to and ask whatever god and/or goddess that is listening to please, pretty please, with a cherry on top, open the gate.
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>BD: Use holy scepter to pull the crate closer.
-Sincerely, Sharkalien
> BD: Use holy scepter to pull the crate closer.
You obtained the BOTTLE OF WINE.
> ST: Be in a situation you could really use the goodwill generated by a candle
You are now the Sullen Temptress. You awake to find yourself in an unfamiliar room. The stone walls are wet and cold, and you can hear a breeze blowing through the halls.
> ST: Escape down that rope! Pretend you're the guy from Ghostbusters pretending he's a firefighter.
Huh? Oh, that's right. You were fighting that gross demon thing. Your dirk was no match for its impregnable flesh. You thought you were a goner. Where are you anyway?
> ST: Scream for help
You scream for help. Your voice echoes between the walls.
> ST: Obtain skull. Name it Doc.
> ST: Examine table, tools.
You have been invited to partake in the GAME OF GODS. YOU are JUNE EGBERT, taking your seat at the BLUE SIDE of the table, and we are all VERY PROUD OF YOU. Your opponents are THE LATE NAGITO KOMAEDA, FUNKO POP VRISKA SERKET, and SOME GUY IN A HAT.
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>ST: Take one of the candles from the big candle holder thingy. It would be a good idea to have portable lighting.
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> ST: Examine table, tools.
There's a pair of tongs, a skinning knife and some kind of circular blade.
> ST: Obtain skull. Name it Doc.
You put the skull in your- oh god damn it. Your entire inventory is gone!
You should think about storing items you don't want to lose in you bra.
> ST: Take one of the candles from the big candle holder thingy. It would be a good idea to have portable lighting.
Good idea.
> ST: Move rightways. Dispel the stubborn dark with your stolen light.
You have been invited to partake in the GAME OF GODS. YOU are JUNE EGBERT, taking your seat at the BLUE SIDE of the table, and we are all VERY PROUD OF YOU. Your opponents are THE LATE NAGITO KOMAEDA, FUNKO POP VRISKA SERKET, and SOME GUY IN A HAT.
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>ST: See which unfortunate soul is stuck in those chains
>ST:Look in the bucket
>BD:Share the wine with the Vicomte
> ST: Move rightways. Dispel the stubborn dark with your stolen light.
The Biddy Urchin asks if you've lost your mind! You must be the idiot who was screaming her lungs out.
She says its a good thing she found you before that monster did. You ask if she means the homunculus. She's not sure what you mean, but you better stop making so much noise.
She asks how you got here anyway. You explain that you got caught in the rain and tried taking shelter in the chapel. Interesting, she says. The rain brought her here too. She explains that her dark, Byronic lover gifted her this modal cardigan, that she couldn't possibly allow to get wet.
The Errant Jack-tar thought this was a YMCA.
> ST: Introduce these two to DOC. Have they met?
You have been invited to partake in the GAME OF GODS. YOU are JUNE EGBERT, taking your seat at the BLUE SIDE of the table, and we are all VERY PROUD OF YOU. Your opponents are THE LATE NAGITO KOMAEDA, FUNKO POP VRISKA SERKET, and SOME GUY IN A HAT.
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ST: Start singing YMCA attracting the monster
ST: Ask the Biddy how to get out of here
ST: Tell the biddy her cardigan looks great on her, nice color too
>ST: Go back and grab those implements of torture for self defense.
-Sincerely, Sharkalien
> ST: Tell the biddy her cardigan looks great on her, nice color too
Thank you!
> ST: Introduce these two to DOC. Have they met?
You introduce your two new friends to Doc. BU has nothing to say about that.
EJ says its a pleasure.
> ST: Ask the Biddy how to get out of here
Well, BU says you're in the basement, so your best bet is to go up. You'd be crazy to try anything now, you're all better off sticking together. But... Well, if you ARE crazy, it might be a good idea to try and find a SAFE PLACE for survivors to gather.
> ST: Go back and grab those implements of torture for self defense.
Right. You remember you're now weaponless. No point taking them all, not that you'd find a use for most of this junk. You take the SKINNING KNIFE, since its the most similar to your dirk. You equip it in your weapon slot.
> ST: Use the little lady's bucket
Jeez, you forgot how long it's been since you last used the toilet. This bucket is going to have to do, doubtful you'll find anything better in this creepy old place.
Hey, do you feel a sudden breeze?
A gust of wind blows through the cellar, and in a moment the candles go out.
Shit!
>Relight the other candles with YOUR candle. I mean, they're still right there, are they not? And you grabbed this other candle a bit ago! Really, that WAS a great idea!
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>Look in the bucket now, to make sure you haven't accidentally urinated on a stranger
>Look around for some safe place for survivors to gather
>Consider putting the candle you have in the skull's head for a spooky lantern but only after you find another light source so you aren't scrambling in the dark like a nincompoop
> ST: Take bucket
> ST: Echolocate for something useful
> ST: Be SV
> SV: Flash contents of your coat to BD
> Look in the bucket now, to make sure you haven't accidentally urinated on a stranger
That's unlikely, because you took a deuce.
> Relight the other candles with your candle.
You relight the candelabra with your own candle.
> Consider putting the candle you have in the skull's head for a spooky lantern but only after you find another light source so you aren't scrambling in the dark like a nincompoop
You simply take another candle and place it inside the skull. You have successfully merged these items to create the DOC-O-LANTERN.
EJ: Start singing YMCA attracting the monster
The Jack-tar is suddenly in a sing-song mood.
Biddy Urchin slaps some sense into the fool.
The bound disciple pushes the small key into the western door. It fits like a glove.
It looks like this chapel is bigger than you thought.
!!!
> Be SV
You are now Spurious Vicomte.