You are the building's SCATTY TYPIST, and boy are you hungry. You've been in the office for all of five minutes and you've worked up a wicked appetite. You reckon it's about time for your break.
What will you do?
Playing a game within a game within a game. How many layers deep can we keep going?
>BT: Name it the Nebulous Manach, a Plasmoid Monk with an Unarmed Fighting style.
-Sincerely, Sharkalien
NAME: Hildegaaard Sorensdottir
RACE: Lesser Firbolg
CLASS: Jumpin' Jackknife
WEAPON: These gams!
> BD: Christen yourself as the Bound Disciple, Elven High Priestess armed with your Holy Sceptor
> BD: Christen yourself as the Bound Disciple, Elven High Priestess armed with your Holy Sceptor
You fill in the basic details. A high priestess would probably have easy access to communion wine, right? You also think elves are pretty cool.
You fill out the rest of the sheet too.
Lastly, you draw a little portrait for your character.
You also take a look at the scenario book to get the creative juices flowing. This one looks pretty interesting.
You imagine yourself as the BOUND DISCIPLE. You've staked out the CHAPEL OF THE DEMIMONDE DEMIURGE, taking camp in these woods. Its begun to rain heavily, and soon your fire will be extinguished. What will you do?
> BD: Dig up stump.
It's a couple of Hostess Twinkies. You put them in your inventory.
> BD: Think about how much you looooove the demiurge and think chthonics suck FARTS!!!
> BD: Take harpoon from stump
Until next time....
> Cook a weenie before the fire goes out
> Head towards the temple
> BD: Take harpoon from stump
You put the BLOOD-RUSTED HARPOON in your inventory.
> BD: Use Twinkies as a Umbrella
It's not very effective. Firstly, its a pack of twinkies. They hardly cover your ears, much less your horizontally generous figure. Secondly, your pointy hat makes them difficult to balance.
There has to be more to this adventure than placing miscellaneous objects on our heroes' heads.
> BD: Think about how much you looooove the demiurge and think chthonics suck FARTS!!!
Oh boy, you thought you'd never ask. The Demiurge is like, the coolest thing ever. Everyone loves the Demiurge, this is a known fact. And she's famously benevolent of course.
Those Chthonic cultists on the other hand can go suck a lemon.
god DAMN IT endater
thanks for the suggestions :)))
> Check under log for any cool bugs
You say you'd still rather wear the outfit. He's got nothing to say about that.
> Check under log for any cool bugs
You're not sure you'd call bugs cool. In fact, you find them pretty gross.
Yuck! Yeah, you're not really sure what you expected.
> Cook a weenie before the fire goes out
You put them both on. You don't really want to walk around with one cooked weenie and one raw weenie in your bra. Come to think of it, you don't really like walking around with any weenies in your bra.
These puppies are browning up nicely. You can smell the aroma of cooked weenie overcoming the smell of rain and wet grass.
A wolf has been attracted by the scent.
> BD: Use your Elven Rimes on the wolf
> BD: Sacrifice weenies
> BD: Eat the weenies and use the stick as a weapon
> BD: Eat the weenies and use the stick as a weapon
Um, you're not really hungry. And besides your stats are optimised for magic, not melee.
> BD: Sacrifice weenies
You toss the weenies deep into the forest.
Just like that, the wolf takes the bait. You successfully satiated the beast with red meat.
Though, you should probably get out of here before he comes back.
> Head towards the temple
You arrive at the... temple. Its really more of a church. Obviously, you took liberties with the prefab scenario. You aren't completely creatively bankrupt.
You reach the front door. There don't seem to be any chthonics guarding the place. This is easy. Almost... too easy...
!!!
You're startled by a gentleman in a white mask as he greets you. Why, it's been so long since the chapel has had any visitors. He's... quite delighted to have the company... He's eager to make your acquaintance, quite literally trembling with anticipation... He believes introductions are in order...
He begins to introduce himself, but can't quite get the words out. It seems this gentleman has forgotten his own name.
>Wobbling Enumerator
