You are the building's SCATTY TYPIST, and boy are you hungry. You've been in the office for all of five minutes and you've worked up a wicked appetite. You reckon it's about time for your break.
What will you do?
SV: Attempt to fight the bird
BD: Punch the bird out
BD: Go through the door at the end of this very spooky hallway
SV: Attempt to fight the bird
It's an overwhelming success.
SV has gained 50 gold!
BD: Go through the door at the end of this very spooky hallway
BD and SV have reached the next room.
BD: Look at the statue of a woman on the mantle with admiration
SV: Reach up inside the chimney to see if anything is there
BD: Peak in the door by the stairwell
BD: Look at the statue of a woman on the mantle with admiration
It's an obscure depiction of the Demiurge, who of course manifests in many forms. You're... particularly fond of this depiction.
SV: Reach up inside the chimney to see if anything is there
The Vicomte finds some kind of pull-ring.
You hear something from upstairs.
BD: Peak in the door by the stairwell
You walk into some kind of darkroom.
SV: Pull the pull ring
BD:Take a selfie with SV
BD:Snoop on the books in the dark room
SV: Look inside the trophy for any spacetime anomalies.
-Sincerely, Sharkalien
>Take SAUCY PHOTOS with the STATUE and allow them to develop in the room.
Hi, I'm Chris A.! READ FRAFFORUM FRADVENTURE
If it's a DARKROOM then why is there a LIGHTBULB?
> BD: Remove lightbulb. Sit on the VICOMTE'S shoulders if you must.
You have been invited to partake in the GAME OF GODS. YOU are JUNE EGBERT, taking your seat at the BLUE SIDE of the table, and we are all VERY PROUD OF YOU. Your opponents are THE LATE NAGITO KOMAEDA, FUNKO POP VRISKA SERKET, and SOME GUY IN A HAT.
https://www.fruityrumpus.com/forums/t/forum-god-game-calvinball-with-cards
that shit's RED
You have been invited to partake in the GAME OF GODS. YOU are JUNE EGBERT, taking your seat at the BLUE SIDE of the table, and we are all VERY PROUD OF YOU. Your opponents are THE LATE NAGITO KOMAEDA, FUNKO POP VRISKA SERKET, and SOME GUY IN A HAT.
https://www.fruityrumpus.com/forums/t/forum-god-game-calvinball-with-cards
> BD: Take a selfie with SV
You take the camera into the previous room. The flash would no doubt ruin the photographs.
> Take SAUCY PHOTOS with the STATUE.
Over here, darling! Smile for the camera. Perfect, perfect.
> BD: Remove lightbulb. Sit on the VICOMTE'S shoulders if you must.
You're quite tall and quite heavy, so you think it a better idea of SV sits on your shoulders instead.
He pockets the lightbulb.
> BD: Snoop on the books in the dark room
There's a lot of books here. So many that if you named one at random, you just might find it.
> PHOTOGRAPHY FOR ASSHOLES.
You have been invited to partake in the GAME OF GODS. YOU are JUNE EGBERT, taking your seat at the BLUE SIDE of the table, and we are all VERY PROUD OF YOU. Your opponents are THE LATE NAGITO KOMAEDA, FUNKO POP VRISKA SERKET, and SOME GUY IN A HAT.
https://www.fruityrumpus.com/forums/t/forum-god-game-calvinball-with-cards
> Demographic and Behavioral Features of Individuals Who Participate In Autoerotic Asphyxiation: A Foundational Study
> Help! My Horrifying Freak Of Nature Homonculus Girlfriend Can't Possibly Be This Cute!
> Karl Marx's "MAN-ifesto"; A Guide on Getting Ripped as Hell (For When The Revolution Comes)
> PICKING LOCKS 4 DUMMIES & BROADS
> The Encyclopedia Erotica: Abridged Protestant Version
> Eggs & Biscuits Strategy Guide
> Trepidation #6
> The Life of a Worm from 6 Feet Above Ground
> SV: Check if the hung photos have finished developing
> BD: Bless this Mess
>Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein
>Antigonick by Anne Carson
>Immodest Acts: The Life of a Lesbian Nun in Renaissance Italy
> The Encyclopedia Erotica: Abridged Protestant Version
Interesting stuff...
> Eggs & Biscuits Strategy Guide
You skim the strategy guide to see if you can find anything useful, but its just a bunch of pointless junk you already know.
> Immodest Acts: The Life of a Lesbian Nun in Renaissance Italy
You find the premise oddly relatable.
> SV: Check if the hung photos have finished developing
The light from BD's candle has rendered them completely destroyed.
> BD: Bless this Mess
You initiate a blessing ritual in the fireplace corridor.
... It accomplishes nothing.
>BD: Tell SV that he just lost The Game. Epic prank.
Hi, I'm Chris A.! READ FRAFFORUM FRADVENTURE
> BD: Pull out the book titled "Hidden Entrances and Where to Find Them".
-Sincerely, Sharkalien
