WHERE THE FLIP AM I?
Okay, to begin with I have absolutely no idea what my name was, I forgot. But obviously, I also have no idea where I am, all I see right now is some odd structure infront of me and a fridge behind me.
What do I do???
>Form your roaches into a skateboard and do a sick kickflip
That's it, I'm gonna do what I should have done a long time ago.
I'm going to beat him to death with this hammer.
READ BLOODSTUCK https://archiveofourown.org/works/66056185/chapters/170221711
> ROACH: Use
i'm but a simple singular penii.
> ROACH: Use ROTULITASK to grab roaches, be the roach hoarder.
i'm but a simple singular penii.
> ROACH: Gently Remove Roaches from your body
]:)
> ROACH: Lure Roaches away using a grape.
ROACH: Form your roaches into a skateboard and do a sick kickflip
The roaches do not concur to this thought.
ROACH: Use ROTULITASK to grab roaches, be the roach hoarder.
ROACH:=HOARD ["Brown Cockroach"]x6(math3)
Now I can bring my friends anywhere.
> ROACH: Peek into the other container first before opening it this time.
> ROACH: Open the other container with reckless abandon
Please foward all messages to your mothers house
ROACH: Peek into the other container first before opening it this time.
There's even more cockroaches inside this one.
> ROACH: Observe your Roaches fondly
"OH NO! NOT THE LAZERS AND THE SPIKES!" "Oh, you know the drill." "OH NO! NOT THE DRILL!"
"The government is BEES!"
"My brother has a brother."
"BUZZZZZZZZ asterisk"
"The sun is a deadly razor." "Oh yeah? Well, what does it do?" "It shaves your head off."
> ROACH: Find the plushie. Pin the roaches.
ROACH: Observe your Roaches fondly
I don't know how to feel about this.
ROACH: Look behind structure.
Looking forward, I think there's something far away. I just don't know what it is. Behind the structure, there seems to be a ladder, leading to a hole ontop of the wall.
> ROACH: Collect those worms using your ROTULITASK.
"OH NO! NOT THE LAZERS AND THE SPIKES!" "Oh, you know the drill." "OH NO! NOT THE DRILL!"
"The government is BEES!"
"My brother has a brother."
"BUZZZZZZZZ asterisk"
"The sun is a deadly razor." "Oh yeah? Well, what does it do?" "It shaves your head off."
go up the ladder but take some cockroaches with you as moral support
> ROACH: Look closer at the something farther away.
Check out my adventure Complete Idiocy on MSPFA! (https://mspfa.com/?s=64010&p=1)
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>Feed the roaches the grapes you have, try to gain their trust
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