WHERE THE FLIP AM I?
Okay, to begin with I have absolutely no idea what my name was, I forgot. But obviously, I also have no idea where I am, all I see right now is some odd structure infront of me and a fridge behind me.
What do I do???
> ROACH: Pick up grapes for future consumption.
I'm a person... Probably.
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ROACH: Pick up grapes for future consumption.
ROACH:=HOARD ["Stash of Grapes"]
My feet are cold. Did I mention I'm barefoot? The grape residue begins to freeze on my skin, forming a hardened purple surface.
Wait... there's something under the racks.
OH NO.
> SAVE ABSENTIA!
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> put roachcicle in your inventory
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ROACH: SAVE ABSENTIA!
Uhhhhhhhhh... No idea what to do.
ROACH: put roachcicle in your inventory
ROACH:=HOARD ["Roachcicle"]
SOULMATE hoarded. Brrrrr. I should get out of here before I become the next roachcicle.
> ROACH: Combine cluster of grapes with Roachcicle to obtain the Graperoachcicle.
> Graperoachcicle: Bestow grape powers.
> ROACH: Just leave the refrigerator already before your frostbite gets frostbite.
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ROACH: Combine cluster of grapes with Roachcicle to obtain the Graperoachcicle.
I can COMBINE things??
[S] ROACH:=COMBINE ["Stash of Grapes"]&&["Roachcicle"]https://file.garden/Zc1vv1TCzTTTNS0Y/ROACHQUEST/040.mp4
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ROACH: Just leave the refrigerator already before your frostbite gets frostbite.
Absentina (now frozen and floating) follows me around. I really haven't thought on how I'll get back up. What do I do?
> Absentina: Create ice-related doohickey with grapecicle powers.
Absentina: Give magical sprite like advice
Absentina: Create ice-related doohickey with grapecicle powers.
Ice powers. Cool. That's cool. It's cool to have a soulmate with ice powers.
But, what is this ice thingamajig for?
Nobody knows.
Absentina: Give magical sprite like advice
TRANSCRIPT:
Roach, it is my greatest pleasure
to be considered your soulmate,
you have given me life in ways
no other cockroach has ever experienced.
I am forever grateful.
Roach, go now. I
cannot follow you, it is too
warm outside.
I would melt.
==>
Wow.
This is all really cool, but how am I getting out of here? I feel like my feet are gonna fall off.
> ask absentina for an ice ladder and use it to climb out
beep boop 🤖🚀
Tell absentina you don't want her to melt bu that is you don't leave here you will for sure freeze to death, so you must be parted for now, or else it'll become a mermaid bride situation
ROACH: ask absentina for an ice ladder and use it to climb out
Woah. Smart idea. I am so smart.
This BRILLIANT THOUGHT brings forth an increase to your POIESITUDE, up to level EIGHT(math3)
