WHERE THE FLIP AM I?
Okay, to begin with I have absolutely no idea what my name was, I forgot. But obviously, I also have no idea where I am, all I see right now is some odd structure infront of me and a fridge behind me.
What do I do???
ROACH: Tragically mourn the sacrifice of those brave little bugs.
They're still alive, somewhere. On the loose. Escaped from my nurturing grasp.
Maternal insecurity washes upon ROACH. I was supposed to take care of them. I failed. They must be so lost now.
>Cockroaches: Party in Paris
ROACH: Examine Distant Fence
This is the most pathetic fence I've ever seen.
It was built to contain cockroaches, away from the dangerous wilderness. Not me. I don't belong here.
But now I know the roaches are somewhat safe.
>Converse with the roaches, what WERE they doing inside of those containers?
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> Make some sort of digging apparatus with the limbs and dig a hole through the ground
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> Feed the grapes to the other box of roaches, they require nutrition!
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> Teach the roaches about Jungian psychology
ROACH: Teach the roaches about Jungian psychology
I'm not qualified to do that.
Wait, should I go back? I can jump over the fence and keep walking forward, but...
> Go back to the building and investigate the evil hole
> The hole beckons
Please foward all messages to your mothers house
ROACH: Go back to the building and investigate the evil hole
There's nothing exactly evil about the hole in question, it's... Morally ambiguous. Terrifyingly morally ambiguous.
ROACH: Converse with the roaches, what WERE they doing inside of those containers?
I attempt to interact with the 3 roaches within the ROTULIBAR, however I'm completely incapable of interspecies insectile communication.
I can't I just can't! I don't have the skill or the talent. I'll never be apart of the cockroach community...
>throw a grape into the terrifyingly morally ambiguous hole and see if there is a bottom
ROACH: Jump in right now like a brave idiot would do.
]:)
> Send one of the roaches down to survey the area.
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> Use advanced pattern recognition techniques to decode the roaches' language.
Don't mind me, I'm just pondering my orbs...
ROACH: throw a grape into the terrifyingly morally ambiguous hole and see if there is a bottom
ROACH:=EJECT ["Stash of Grapes"]
The morally ambiguous hole is not satisfied. It must be malnourished.
ROACH: Send one of the roaches down to survey the area.
Okay, don't get eaten by the hole, buddy...
addendum
ROACH:=EJECT ["Brown Cockroach"]=1(math3)