WHERE THE FLIP AM I?
Okay, to begin with I have absolutely no idea what my name was, I forgot. But obviously, I also have no idea where I am, all I see right now is some odd structure infront of me and a fridge behind me.
What do I do???
>Dance like a maniac and headbutt the fridge
> wait for the cockroach to come back
beep boop 🤖🚀
ROACH: wait for the cockroach to come back
Okay.
About 4000 MILLESITICKS have passed. The roach has not returned. Do I keep waiting?
>They have to come back eventually
Please foward all messages to your mothers house
>Rapidly get over your loss by opening that other container and getting several dozen new cockroach pals
(first image of pg29 failed to embed for some reason, its okay though, its just a repeat of the next image. I Am Lazy I Know.)
(also sorry for slow updates, the whole ruckus that occurred today left me a bit shaken up)
It's ok we can wait for peak as long as it takes dw
Please foward all messages to your mothers house
ROACH: They have to come back eventually
Okay. I place my FULL FAITH in the cockroach. I trust them completely. They would never abandon me. Not an option. No chance. They're my friend. Wait, no, not a friend. Something deeper than that. Something more intense! A SOULMATE.
>Name soulmate cockroach in absentina
>Name him absentina
ROACH: Name soulmate cockroach in absentina. Name him absentina
I use up all my brain juice to form a SPLITTING IMAGE of my soulmate. The shadow figure is named ABSENTINA.
When will you return, Absentina?
> SPLITTING IMAGE OF ABSENTINA: Begin splitting and multiplying rapidly, because ROACH accidentally conjured a SPLITTING IMAGE rather than a SPITTING IMAGE.
You have been invited to partake in the GAME OF GODS. YOU are JUNE EGBERT, taking your seat at the BLUE SIDE of the table, and we are all VERY PROUD OF YOU. Your opponents are THE LATE NAGITO KOMAEDA, FUNKO POP VRISKA SERKET, and SOME GUY IN A HAT.
https://www.fruityrumpus.com/forums/t/forum-god-game-calvinball-with-cards
>Realize the spirit of the cockroach Absentina is actually your stand. Do a jojo pose
SPLITTING IMAGE OF ABSENTINA: Begin splitting and multiplying rapidly, because ROACH accidentally conjured a SPLITTING IMAGE rather than a SPITTING IMAGE.
What have I done. Now there are THREE(math3) shadow Absentinas.
>Jump in the hole to escape the shadow Absentinas
>Shadow Absentinas:Keep multiplying till you fill the space
>Shadow Absentinas:Form as barbershop quartet with your soulmate
ROACH: Jump in the hole to escape the shadow Absentinas
I swiftly jump down the Morally Ambiguous Hole. Thankfully the grapes softened the fall. But I'm purple now. Graped.
Don't freak out. Not all PURPLE GUYS are that bad.
> ROACH: Open that cold looking door.
You have been invited to partake in the GAME OF GODS. YOU are JUNE EGBERT, taking your seat at the BLUE SIDE of the table, and we are all VERY PROUD OF YOU. Your opponents are THE LATE NAGITO KOMAEDA, FUNKO POP VRISKA SERKET, and SOME GUY IN A HAT.
https://www.fruityrumpus.com/forums/t/forum-god-game-calvinball-with-cards
> ROACH: Lick off grape residue. Obtain the grape power!
ROACH: Lick off grape residue. Obtain the grape power!
Tastes like grape. And floor.
No grape powers are obtained.
ROACH: Open that cold looking door.
I open the door, entering what appears to be a refrigerator. A MASSIVE stash of grapes on one side, even more disembodied limbs on the other.