WHERE THE FLIP AM I?
Okay, to begin with I have absolutely no idea what my name was, I forgot. But obviously, I also have no idea where I am, all I see right now is some odd structure infront of me and a fridge behind me.
What do I do???
ROACH: appROACH the mysterious alter
it's not a candle. It's a blade.
> Blade. Hand. Blood sacrifice. Make it hapen.
You say you'd still rather wear the outfit. He's got nothing to say about that.
ROACH: take blade
I can't. I can't take it out. It's stuck to the altar.
Hand. Blade. Blood. Make it happen.
I'm a person... Probably.
YOU THERE, YES YOU, LISTEN TO ME, PLEASE DON'T USE DISCORD LINKS FOR EMBEDS, THE LINK STOPS WORKING VERY FAST, USE A FILE HOSTING SERVICE LIKE file.garden!!!!!!!
ROACH: Blade. Hand. Blood sacrifice. Make it hapen.
Oh no oh no oh no oh no!
[Trivial] POIESITUDE: Absolutely terrific!
The pain from the DELIBERATE BLOODLETTING brings forth an increase to your PRIMORDIAL MAN, up to level SIX(math3)
==>
Pitch black.
Hold on, wasn't there a shrine?
> !!!
WHAT IS THIS.
CAN YOU NOT EVEN FORM WORDS.
>Roach, feel around to find your way out!
it's me! the one who keeps stealing all your time!
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>Roach, feel around to find your way out!
YOU TRY YOUR HARDEST TO FEEL SOMETHING. BUT THERE'S NOTHING. SO SAD.
ONLY BLACK. THAT'S IT. YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANYTHING MORE. THERE'S NO REASON FOR YOU TO GET ANYTHING MORE. YOU DON'T DESERVE ANYTHING MORE.
[Lax] POIESITUDE: Try conjuring something. You did that before. Like an apple. An imaginary apple to feel!
>You are being moved. you feel lighter than air you have no idea whats going on but somehow your okay you are placed somewhere safe,the items around you are FAYGO some BANDAGES for your cut,and a single cardigan to keep you warm.
>what will you do.
>Imagine a giant jar of store brand cashews.
gingus - when you hear it you'll shit bricks [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYihnffMdjQ&list=RDdYihnffMdj]
>Imagine a giant jar of store brand cashews.
YES. WITH THE POWER OF YOUR MIND YOU SUMMON A TOTALLY REAL JAR OF CASHEWS. YOU CAN ALMOST FEEL HOW GIANT IT IS. YOU CAN ALMOST SEE THE CONCEPTUAL CASHEWS INSIDE THE CONCEPTUAL JAR.
YOU ARE SO SMART IMAGINING THIS.
>You are being moved. you feel lighter than air you have no idea whats going on but somehow your okay you are placed somewhere safe,the items around you are FAYGO some BANDAGES for your cut,and a single cardigan to keep you warm.
YOU ARE NOT BEING MOVED. YOU DON'T FEEL ANYTHING. IT'S ALREADY BEEN ESTABLISHED THAT NOTHING IS HAPPENING. IT'S ALREADY BEEN ESTABLISHED THAT YOU DON'T DESERVE ANYTHING. NO FAYGO OR BANDAGES OR CARDIGANS.
YOU ARE NOT "OKAY" IN ANY REASON EITHER.
That incredible CONCEPTUALIZATION brings forth an increase to your POIESITUDE, up to level TEN(math3)
>f*ckin panic
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT. THERE'S NOTHING TO PANIC ABOUT. THERE'S NOTHING.
YOU FEEL LIKE NOTHING. THE BEST FEELING EVER. YOU WANT TO KEEP BEING NOTHING.
Use all your POIESITUDE to press an imaginary light switch.
>POIESITUDE: Summon an imaginary light switch to press.
POIESITUDE: Oh lord. Okay. I can do this.
[SUCCESS] POIESITUDE: There you go! Imaginary light switch ready to be pressed. If you believe in it, it's there.
THERE'S NO LIGHT BECAUSE YOUR EYES ARE SHUT, MORON. FACE PRESSED TO THE GROUND. DROOLING, BLEEDING, PROBABLY PISSING YOURSELF.